Need a attitude reply with a fb status...any genius?

The other day my friend asked me to come for a movie...i said well if i get time...sure(i am much much busy these days)...but then i got so bloody busy the whole day that i just couldnt go...so i sent a apology message to him sayin i am really sorry...i knew he is angry..but i apologised...all he said is Never Mind...the next day i bought all the tickets and then texted him ..care for a movie break???...his reply...Fck off!!..now just imagine how does that feel huh...so i need a facebook status to give him damn reply that its not my fault...it should be something really with attitude..like this one..."for all who people who have great attitudes..my middle finger gives you a standing ovation"...P,S dont try and tell me that he is right or sometihing like that...just give me a status

What is your dream girl?

I imagine a girl who loves me for who I am. Who treats me in a way where she see's no one but me. I imagine a dream girl that smiles when she see's me. I imagine a dream girl who will stick through our tough battles in the very end (yes, no relationship is perfect, but that's the beauty of it. To overcome these struggles). I imagine her with beautiful eyes, and nice legs (physically lol). A dream girl is someone with a sense of humor (it's hard for me to find a funny girl). A dream girl is someone who is well balanced in everything. She isn't dull, but she isn't too much at the same time as well. A dream girl is someone who will be there from the beginning and to the end.

My dog is in trouble help!?

hi please help me my dog just ran outside and was running and just fell on the ground and pooped uncontrollably and was drooling and then stood up and peed he then acted as if he was ignoring me when i was rite next to me and looked disoriented please help

How can I slow down Touhou?

right, my laptop runs most of the Touhou series of games at 30 FPS, which is perfect for me. However, one of them runs at 60 FPS, and it's very disorienting. I've already tried changing the settings in the custom and in Vsync, and if I use Fraps, it glitches and becomes unplayable. How else can I slow down this one game? Thanks in advance.

Question About Getting Drunk?

On Saturday I got drunk off of quite a bit of vodka. It's been three days and I'm still feeling disoriented and spaced out. I really need to get back to normal. Any suggestions?

Do you think Christians are insane?

I think they're insane (for lack of a better word) for believing in something so utterly ridiculous. The Bible is scientifically flawed on a MASSIVE SCALE and in many, many ways (seriously, look them up, Christians), failed prophecies (not simply ones that haven't come to pass, I mean ones that did not happen as was predicted), Morally bankrupt--they don't talk much about things like "God" ordering parents to stone their children to death for being "disobedient", or giving men permission to take his new wife to her father's door and stone her if he believes she wasn't a virgin, or ordering for the death of THOUSANDS of innocent people-INCLUDING INFANTS AND WOMEN. There is so much more to go into but I won't bother. I was once a Christian but ironically studying the Bible in-depth is what led to my faith dissolving. It's been one of the most difficult things I've ever experienced. I thought I was 'in love' with the God of the Bible only to realize I was delusional and had been fed a bunch a giant fairytle (with a very, very dark side they didn't tell me about in Sunday school) my entire life and it's a very difficult and uncomfortable thing to seperate from something that became such a large part of your identity. Seriously though, the Christian religion is nonsense. CHRISTIANS GET HONEST WITH YOURSELVES STOP BEING INTELLECTUALLY LAZY AND COWARDLY AND TAKE AN HONEST LOOK AT YOUR RELIGION.

I think I was raped at a casino?

It was my best friends 21st, 2 months ago and we all went to a hotel/casino to drink and gamble. There were 6 of us, and we all got really drunk. I was flirting with the bartender trying to get free drinks. The next day, I woke up outside our hotel door at the time, I thought nothing of it I just assumed it was a crazy night but I feel really weird and disoriented not like after drinking. Anyway I haven't had my period since 2 weeks before that, I just assumed that it was stressed but my friend made me take a preg test yesterday and it came back positive. I think I was drugged and raped because before that I haven't had sex in 6 months. I'm not really sure what to do?